My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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