it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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