go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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