But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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