One girl and one boy is just not enough.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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