there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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