Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Drunk is a universal language darling
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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