dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Randomize
