This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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