Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I love how my cats smell like pot.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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