she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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