Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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