The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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