He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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