i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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