Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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