after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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