I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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