Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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