You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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