It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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