why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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