I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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