i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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