brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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