He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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