Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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