yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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