I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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