That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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