please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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