i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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