K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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