Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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