One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
