Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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