my room smells like sperm. sweet.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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