The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So. Much. Porn.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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