uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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