brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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