It's just like the Real World with babies
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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