Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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