Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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