I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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