David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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