opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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