Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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