i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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