sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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