dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Barsexuality is the new black.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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