Already got asked if we're dating
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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