And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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