his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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